Wedi.
The Jedi order was
established for the elite.
The Wedi was not.
We are far less superior to them.
Lightsabers with their incandescent light
Illuminating the evil, the dark, the night.
We believe in diplomacy to fight the darkside.
Unfortunately, our ideals, opinions, and color-scheme collide.
Magenta, light green, baby blue.
Polka-dot, stripes, and checkered skewed?
You have probably heard of Darth Vader,
Yoda, and the Skywalkers.
What about One-eyed Bill, Magadalena de los Dolores,
and Pete?
Considering that one in a billion is a Jedi
We await your application to be a Wedi.